50 Flirty Text Messages that Are Sure to Make Hier Smile
The age of text message flirting is here and thriving. Are you armed with the flawless lines to woo that special lady te your life?
Whoever you are, whatever your age or whatever your outlook ter life, there are few of us who don’t love a little geflirt from time to time. It could be with a female colleague, a gf, a potential gf or a long time fucking partner, but a harmless geflirt is always appreciated, emphasis on the ‘harmless’ part of that sentence, guys.
Flirting serves to make people feel good about themselves, and boosts their confidence. It is also the most common and effective very first step ter letting someone know that you like them ter a way that is, well, just a little bit more than a friend.
Different types of flirting
There are many different types of flirting. There is the joy geflirt, the cheeky geflirt, the lovely geflirt, the cheesy geflirt, the romantic geflirt, the mildly sexual geflirt, the strongly sexual geflirt *careful with this one, guys, unless you want to be served with a restraining order rather than a smile*, and a few other goofy variations te inbetween.
Of course, where flirting wasgoed merienda the foot property of the spoken word, it has become increasingly popular to let the mobile text message do the talking, with texting seemingly becoming the flirting medium of choice.
Flirty text messages to brighten up hier day
The following list of flirty text messages then, provides a quick and effortless option to waterput a big smile on the face of the lady you’re attempting to impress. Some are timeless classics, others are fresh out of the think-tank. Just ensure that you’re making an adequate choice before sending, with regards to both the circumstances and the person they apply to – not everyone responds well to the same type of geflirt!
#1 I wish I wasgoed your mirror, so that I could look at you every morning.
#Two You’re so hot, I get a sunburn every time I look at you.
#Trio You were amazing last night. Imagine what it would be like if it wasn’t just ter my fantasies?
#Five I truly like our friendship, but I wasgoed thinking… Do you want to make it more?
#6 Do you believe ter love at very first view, or do I need to walk past you again?
#7 You’re already on my mind, and I’ve only just woken up.
#8 Do you have a to-do list? If so, waterput mij on it.
#9 Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
#Ten I’m a bit like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with mij, the stiffer I get.
#11 I understand you don’t want any more children, but is there any chance wij can at least practice tonight?
#12 The best thing about a keyboard is that U and I are together.
#13 Don’t tire yourself out at work. You’ll need some energy for straks.
#14 I’m attempting my best to fall asleep, but I just can’t zekering thinking about you.
#15 At night time I sleep dreaming of you, and te the day time I fantasy of sleeping with you.
#16 You looked so beautiful the last time I witnessed you, that I left behind my pickup line.
#17 Do your feet hurt? Because you’ve bot wandering around my thoughts all day.
#Legal You looked superb today. I know I didn’t see you, but I know you look superb every day.
#Nineteen Send mij a picture so I can send Santa my wish list.
#20 If Van Gogh had you spil a subject, the sunflowers would have gone ter the trash.
#21 Here’s to hoping your day consists of green traffic lights, the fastest line at the supermarket and all the quickest routes that will bring you straight back into my arms.
#22 On a beautiful day like this, the only thing that could improve it is having you by my side.
#23 A hundred miles away and you’re still here right ter my heart.
#24 You’re like a .com domain name – already taken. And I ain’t about to lodge for no .org.
#25 Don’t listen to your friends, listen to your heart.
#26 I wasgoed thinking of you today, while I wasgoed doing some math problems, but there weren’t enough spaces on the zakjapanner to work out how much I love you.
#27 The next time you see your parents, send them my sincerest gratitude.
#28 Ter my opinion, Heerser’s only mistake when he made the world wasgoed that he didn’t keep you to himself.
#29 Love is vensterluik, but the police aren’t. Let’s book a slagroom.
#30 I want triplets, you want twins, let’s go to bloembed, and see who wins.
#31 Every time you come in the slagroom, you come in my heart.
#32 I’ve just bought some chocolate spread… Any ideas what wij should do with it?
#33 This email is a group message being sent from our company to all Ten/Ten beauties te your area. Presently, you are the only recipient.
#34 You remind mij of a private jet… I want to get inwards you five times a day, and fly you to heaven and back.
#35 If Einstein wasgoed such a genius, how come he didn’t invent a time machine so he could come and see you?
#37 Tired out. Bot running around like a nutcase at work today. I’m too much of a perfectionist. I’m a perfectionist ter most things I do. That’s why I like you so much.
#38 I’d like to say that I couldn’t be more te love with you, but I know that’s not true. I’ll love you even more tomorrow.
#39 Would you mind emptying your pockets – I believe you’ve stolen my heart.
#40 If smooches were raindrops, I’d send you a flood.
#41 Hey, you look a loterijlot like my next gf!
#42 Do you know any good cardiologists, because my heart skips a ritme every time I think of you.
#43 I wish I wasgoed your teddy bear.
#44 I’ve just got out of the shower. How about coming overheen and helping mij get dirty again?
#45 I don’t think about very many things, and I don’t think for very long, but when I do think, it invariably tends to be about you.
#46 Of all the starlets ter the sky, there are none spil beautiful spil you.
#47 Are you free… For the surplus of your life?
#48 Heer created the world te six days, rested on the seventh, but it took him thousands of years to produce someone spil ideal spil you.
#49 I can’t raise the courage to tell you how much I adore you, so I guess I’ll just keep it to myself.
#50 Can you send mij a picture? My friends don’t believe that angels exist.
Whatever the occasion, and especially if there isn’t one, waterput a smile on hier face with a flirty text of choice from the list above. Who knows, it might just lead to other, more interesting things.
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